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☻A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss aint a kiss unless its wiv tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise
☻Kissing you baby is my dream.Im the strawberry & ur the cream.Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme!
☻wot kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u KISS ON CHEEK=lets b friends KISS ON NECK=i want u KISS ON LIPS=i luv u KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...lets not get carried away!
☻Kisses blown r kisses wasted.kisses rnt kisses unless they r tasted.kisses spread germs and germs r hated.but u can kiss me baby im vaccinated
Sunday, June 29, 2008
Flirt Messages
☻Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about ME! How about you?
☻If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.
☻What is live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.
☻Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ?
☻Love is Sweet, Love is sad, but with me in bed Love is the best thing you ever had.
☻You got the style. You got the intelligence and you sure got the body!
☻Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!
☻If you would see yourself the way I do, you would wish you where as beautiful as you ...
☻The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !
☻Are you free for the rest of your life?
☻I know milk it does a body good, but DAMN how much have you been drinking?
☻If I could rewrite the alphabet I'd put U and I together!
☻Hello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart!
☻Your daddy must be a terrorist because you are DA BOMB!
☻Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?
☻It must have been a rainy day when you were born..Heaven was crying 'cus it lost its most beautiful angel!
☻I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are, and I will follow the rainbow until the end, if you promis forever to be my friend!
☻If love is a crime, lock me up, i'm guilty baby
☻In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
☻Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken.
☻God created the world in SIX days But took him centuries... to come up with someone...as "HOT" ... as "SEXY" ... as "Fuckable" ... *..As "YOU!" .. *
☻Just to let you know that I went to heaven and back...
☻Oh right then! Straight to the point! I want you right here, right now!
☻It is deaf and it wants to have sex with you...................... What do you say?
☻Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !
☻You are just like a Bounty ... a piece of paradise on earth!
☻You're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!
☻There are so many people in the world but in my world there's only one and that's you!!!
☻I want to share everything with you, your sadness, your happy moments, every single second of the day.
☻Do your feet never hurt ???? ... You are wondering around my thoughts all day long....
☻Love is in the air... shit if only I had a plane right now ...
☻When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found you.
☻I do not think much, I do not think often, but when I do think, I think of you
☻I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!
☻You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me.
☻If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.
☻What is live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.
☻Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ?
☻Love is Sweet, Love is sad, but with me in bed Love is the best thing you ever had.
☻You got the style. You got the intelligence and you sure got the body!
☻Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!
☻If you would see yourself the way I do, you would wish you where as beautiful as you ...
☻The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !
☻Are you free for the rest of your life?
☻I know milk it does a body good, but DAMN how much have you been drinking?
☻If I could rewrite the alphabet I'd put U and I together!
☻Hello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart!
☻Your daddy must be a terrorist because you are DA BOMB!
☻Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?
☻It must have been a rainy day when you were born..Heaven was crying 'cus it lost its most beautiful angel!
☻I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are, and I will follow the rainbow until the end, if you promis forever to be my friend!
☻If love is a crime, lock me up, i'm guilty baby
☻In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
☻Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken.
☻God created the world in SIX days But took him centuries... to come up with someone...as "HOT" ... as "SEXY" ... as "Fuckable" ... *..As "YOU!" .. *
☻Just to let you know that I went to heaven and back...
☻Oh right then! Straight to the point! I want you right here, right now!
☻It is deaf and it wants to have sex with you...................... What do you say?
☻Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !
☻You are just like a Bounty ... a piece of paradise on earth!
☻You're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!
☻There are so many people in the world but in my world there's only one and that's you!!!
☻I want to share everything with you, your sadness, your happy moments, every single second of the day.
☻Do your feet never hurt ???? ... You are wondering around my thoughts all day long....
☻Love is in the air... shit if only I had a plane right now ...
☻When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found you.
☻I do not think much, I do not think often, but when I do think, I think of you
☻I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!
☻You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me.
Saturday, June 28, 2008
Funny Jokes
☻We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!
☻I'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING
☻All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.
☻If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
☻When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
☻Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
☻Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.
☻Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.
☻I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
☻Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
☻Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
☻First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
☻Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
☻Dad, what vagina looks like? Before sex: a pink rose with soft lovely pelats and perfum aroma. And after sex? boy, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise!
☻Kiss my ass, and do it fast,suck my dick and do it quick.
☻Bad sex is better then a good day in school.
☻Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!
☻Sex is like programing; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE…
☻Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams......
☻My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...
☻Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? ...Okay, then can we just practice?
☻I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
☻Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks your an asshole…
☻If you wanna be a hipi, put you flower in your pipi…
☻Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it!
☻Hi! Please stand by while this program enlarges your penis...........................ERROR: Your penis was not found! Sorry..............
☻Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!
☻It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
☻News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
☻God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
☻The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
☻CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
☻Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
☻This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
☻Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
☻I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
☻ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.
☻Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.
☻Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
☻Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
☻Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
☻I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...
☻There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.
☻What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?
☻What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?
Popeye beat the crap outta him.
☻I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
☻A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says:
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
☻Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
☻What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle?
If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.
☻I'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING
☻All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.
☻If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
☻When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
☻Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
☻Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.
☻Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.
☻I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
☻Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
☻Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
☻First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
☻Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
☻Dad, what vagina looks like? Before sex: a pink rose with soft lovely pelats and perfum aroma. And after sex? boy, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise!
☻Kiss my ass, and do it fast,suck my dick and do it quick.
☻Bad sex is better then a good day in school.
☻Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!
☻Sex is like programing; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE…
☻Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams......
☻My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...
☻Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? ...Okay, then can we just practice?
☻I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
☻Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks your an asshole…
☻If you wanna be a hipi, put you flower in your pipi…
☻Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it!
☻Hi! Please stand by while this program enlarges your penis...........................ERROR: Your penis was not found! Sorry..............
☻Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!
☻It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
☻News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
☻God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
☻The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
☻CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
☻Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
☻This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
☻Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
☻I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
☻ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.
☻Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.
☻Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
☻Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
☻Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
☻I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...
☻There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.
☻What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?
☻What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?
Popeye beat the crap outta him.
☻I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
☻A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says:
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
☻Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
☻What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle?
If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.
Marriage Jokes
☻Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence!).
☻Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.
☻A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.
☻A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".
☻There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels.
Her explanation - "If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels."
☻Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
☻Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
☻Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time!
☻Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence?
Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole
☻The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes...
☻The Minister noticed the bride was in distress so asked what was wrong. She replied that she was awfully nervous and afraid she would not remember what to do. The Minister told her that she only needed to remember 3 things.
First the aisle, cos that is what you'll be walking down.
Secondly, the alter because that is where you will arrive.
Finally, remember hymn because that is a type of song we will sing during the service.
While the bride was walking in step with the wedding march, family and friends of the groom were horrified to hear her repeating these 3 words
...Aisle, alter hymn (I'll alter him)
☻Men are like chocolate bars.... sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
☻A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
"No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."
☻There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!
☻I've got a good friend who married a Doctor.
One day he told her: "You need to do something to spice up our love-making".
Soon thereafter, he came home and found her in bed with another man who is also an M.D.
"Why?" asked her husband. "You said I needed to do something to spice up our love-making;
I just wanted to get a Second Opinion", she replied...
☻Q: Why do brides wear white?
A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.
☻One day a man inserted an 'advert' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
☻What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -
Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving
☻Marriage - an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
☻After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
☻I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx
☻I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. - Noel Coward
☻Behind every great man there is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson
☻The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - S. T. Coleridge
☻A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
☻A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Michel de Montaigne
☻Marriage changes passion ... suddenly you're in bed with a relative. - Unknown
☻Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
☻Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women. - Marion Smith
☻There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - James Holt McGavran
☻The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him - Oscar Wilde
☻An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie
☻Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. - Joey Adams
☻A husband's last words should always be 'OK buy it'.
☻They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood
☻There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again. - Clint Eastwood
☻The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake - Unknown.
☻A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage. - Marvin Kitman
☻Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? - Groucho Marx
☻After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Hemant Joshi
☻A man's wife has more power over him than the state has. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
☻The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. - Henry Youngman
☻Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. - Mae West
☻The trouble with some woman is that they get all excited about nothing, and then marry him - Cher
☻I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late. - Max Kauffmann
☻I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. - Marie Corelli
☻I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. - Dorothy Parker
☻When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry
☻Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards. - Benjamin Franklin
☻Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.
☻A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.
☻A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".
☻There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels.
Her explanation - "If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels."
☻Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
☻Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
☻Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time!
☻Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence?
Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole
☻The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes...
☻The Minister noticed the bride was in distress so asked what was wrong. She replied that she was awfully nervous and afraid she would not remember what to do. The Minister told her that she only needed to remember 3 things.
First the aisle, cos that is what you'll be walking down.
Secondly, the alter because that is where you will arrive.
Finally, remember hymn because that is a type of song we will sing during the service.
While the bride was walking in step with the wedding march, family and friends of the groom were horrified to hear her repeating these 3 words
...Aisle, alter hymn (I'll alter him)
☻Men are like chocolate bars.... sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
☻A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
"No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."
☻There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!
☻I've got a good friend who married a Doctor.
One day he told her: "You need to do something to spice up our love-making".
Soon thereafter, he came home and found her in bed with another man who is also an M.D.
"Why?" asked her husband. "You said I needed to do something to spice up our love-making;
I just wanted to get a Second Opinion", she replied...
☻Q: Why do brides wear white?
A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.
☻One day a man inserted an 'advert' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
☻What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -
Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving
☻Marriage - an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
☻After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
☻I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx
☻I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. - Noel Coward
☻Behind every great man there is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson
☻The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - S. T. Coleridge
☻A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
☻A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Michel de Montaigne
☻Marriage changes passion ... suddenly you're in bed with a relative. - Unknown
☻Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
☻Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women. - Marion Smith
☻There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - James Holt McGavran
☻The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him - Oscar Wilde
☻An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie
☻Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. - Joey Adams
☻A husband's last words should always be 'OK buy it'.
☻They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood
☻There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again. - Clint Eastwood
☻The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake - Unknown.
☻A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage. - Marvin Kitman
☻Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? - Groucho Marx
☻After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Hemant Joshi
☻A man's wife has more power over him than the state has. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
☻The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. - Henry Youngman
☻Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. - Mae West
☻The trouble with some woman is that they get all excited about nothing, and then marry him - Cher
☻I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late. - Max Kauffmann
☻I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. - Marie Corelli
☻I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. - Dorothy Parker
☻When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry
☻Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards. - Benjamin Franklin
Cool Jokes
☻KNOWING YOURSELF
Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
☻ WHO YOU TRUST
There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.
☻GRATEFUL
Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
☻ WASTING YOUR TIME
Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
☻THE WORLD
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world
☻FIRST SIGHT
FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe's SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and' WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~
☻ VALUE OF LOVE
LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr...
☻ STILL LOVING U
i håtê Smî|îÑg jûSt tO prEtêñD î'M ñOt hUrt. î hÅtE to gîGglê tO Show î'll ßê okåY. î hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr î Cry. í Stìll lovE YOU ßût í'Vé tó SaY gooDbYê...
☻ NEWSPAPER
Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<<
☻ NEVER REGRET WHAT YOU DO
Don't regret what you've did, but regret what you never did, go and say 'I LOVE U' to your loved one!
☻ YOUR FUTURE
The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can't get on well in life until you let go of past failures and heartaches.
☻ UNTIL IT'S GONE
It's true that we don't know what we've got until it's gone, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
☻ NEEDS
Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.
☻ HUGGING YOU
Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you.
☻ CHARACTER VS REPUTAION
Be MorE Concerned AbouT YouR CharacteR ThaN YouR ReputationN BecausE YouR CharacteR Is WhO YoU ArE AnD YoU ReputaioN Is WhaT OtherS ThinK Of YoU!!!
☻ 1 HEARTBEAT
When I look at you, my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a lifetime of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never have!
☻ GIRLS ARE LIKE...
Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
☻ LOVE IS SO CONFUSING
Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?
☻ IT'S OVER
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happend.
☻ IDIOT
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
☻ REALITY
Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream.
☻ FORGET ME NOT
Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... 'Forget me not'
☻ LIVE YOUR LIFE
When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..
☻ MAKE THE BEST OF IT
The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everyting... they just make the most of everything that comes along their way...
Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
☻ WHO YOU TRUST
There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.
☻GRATEFUL
Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
☻ WASTING YOUR TIME
Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
☻THE WORLD
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world
☻FIRST SIGHT
FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe's SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and' WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~
☻ VALUE OF LOVE
LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr...
☻ STILL LOVING U
i håtê Smî|îÑg jûSt tO prEtêñD î'M ñOt hUrt. î hÅtE to gîGglê tO Show î'll ßê okåY. î hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr î Cry. í Stìll lovE YOU ßût í'Vé tó SaY gooDbYê...
☻ NEWSPAPER
Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<<
☻ NEVER REGRET WHAT YOU DO
Don't regret what you've did, but regret what you never did, go and say 'I LOVE U' to your loved one!
☻ YOUR FUTURE
The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can't get on well in life until you let go of past failures and heartaches.
☻ UNTIL IT'S GONE
It's true that we don't know what we've got until it's gone, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
☻ NEEDS
Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.
☻ HUGGING YOU
Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you.
☻ CHARACTER VS REPUTAION
Be MorE Concerned AbouT YouR CharacteR ThaN YouR ReputationN BecausE YouR CharacteR Is WhO YoU ArE AnD YoU ReputaioN Is WhaT OtherS ThinK Of YoU!!!
☻ 1 HEARTBEAT
When I look at you, my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a lifetime of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never have!
☻ GIRLS ARE LIKE...
Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
☻ LOVE IS SO CONFUSING
Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?
☻ IT'S OVER
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happend.
☻ IDIOT
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
☻ REALITY
Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream.
☻ FORGET ME NOT
Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... 'Forget me not'
☻ LIVE YOUR LIFE
When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..
☻ MAKE THE BEST OF IT
The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everyting... they just make the most of everything that comes along their way...
LOVE AND SEX SMS
☻LOVE AND SEX
Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!
☻SEX IS ...
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location in a woman's destination. Do u get my explanation, or do u need a demonstration?!
☻GIVE ME ALL YOUR $$$
MONEY: can buy a house, but not a HOME. can buy a clock, but not TIME. can buy sex, but not LOVE. So pass me all ur $ n let me suffer 4 U
☻NIGHT PRAYER
Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.
☻WHAT I NEED
I need a hug, I need touch, I need tender, I need a kiss, I need love, I need sex, I need you!
☻WRONG NUMBER
U've got SEX APPEAL ... U've got INTELLIGENCE ... U've got CLASS ... U got da FACE, U got da BODY ... I got the wrong number ... SORRY
☻NO SEX !
There is Hot-sex, Fast-sex, Group-sex, Safe-sex, Leather-sex, Telephone-sex, and for people with your face ...NO SEX !
☻PHONE ENGAGE
hey! what happen 2 your hp? tried calling alot of times. everytime i dial your no, operator kept sayin 'THE SUBSCRIBER U CALLING IS HAVING SEX, PLS TRY LATER'
☻KENTUCKEY
A woman is like a kentuckey friedchicken, it has legs ,breasts and a greasy box to stick your bone in.
☻TWINKLE LITTLE STAR
Twinkle, twinkle little rectum bigcockscum when you least expect them, never mind the screams of passion whoop it up with doggy fashion.
☻OLD MAN
There was an old man from gosham,
who got out his bollocks to wash'em,
His wife said oh jack if you don't put'em back,
i'll stand on the bastards and squash em!!!(new)☻ARSE ICONS
(_!_) Regular arse
(__!__) Fat arse
(!) Tight arse
(_*_) Sore arse
(_o_) Well used arse
(_e=mc2_) Smart arse
(_x_) Kiss my arse
☻FAMILY
your father had your mother,
your mother had your brother,
it's just 2 bad your fathers mad and
your mothers now your lover
☻GUY PERIOD
If guys had they periods
They wouldcompare the size of their tampons!
☻DEMONSTRATION
Sex is when a guyscommunication enters a girls information to
increase the population for a younger generation do you get the
nformation...or do you need a demonstration
Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!
☻SEX IS ...
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location in a woman's destination. Do u get my explanation, or do u need a demonstration?!
☻GIVE ME ALL YOUR $$$
MONEY: can buy a house, but not a HOME. can buy a clock, but not TIME. can buy sex, but not LOVE. So pass me all ur $ n let me suffer 4 U
☻NIGHT PRAYER
Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.
☻WHAT I NEED
I need a hug, I need touch, I need tender, I need a kiss, I need love, I need sex, I need you!
☻WRONG NUMBER
U've got SEX APPEAL ... U've got INTELLIGENCE ... U've got CLASS ... U got da FACE, U got da BODY ... I got the wrong number ... SORRY
☻NO SEX !
There is Hot-sex, Fast-sex, Group-sex, Safe-sex, Leather-sex, Telephone-sex, and for people with your face ...NO SEX !
☻PHONE ENGAGE
hey! what happen 2 your hp? tried calling alot of times. everytime i dial your no, operator kept sayin 'THE SUBSCRIBER U CALLING IS HAVING SEX, PLS TRY LATER'
☻KENTUCKEY
A woman is like a kentuckey friedchicken, it has legs ,breasts and a greasy box to stick your bone in.
☻TWINKLE LITTLE STAR
Twinkle, twinkle little rectum bigcockscum when you least expect them, never mind the screams of passion whoop it up with doggy fashion.
☻OLD MAN
There was an old man from gosham,
who got out his bollocks to wash'em,
His wife said oh jack if you don't put'em back,
i'll stand on the bastards and squash em!!!(new)☻ARSE ICONS
(_!_) Regular arse
(__!__) Fat arse
(!) Tight arse
(_*_) Sore arse
(_o_) Well used arse
(_e=mc2_) Smart arse
(_x_) Kiss my arse
☻FAMILY
your father had your mother,
your mother had your brother,
it's just 2 bad your fathers mad and
your mothers now your lover
☻GUY PERIOD
If guys had they periods
They wouldcompare the size of their tampons!
☻DEMONSTRATION
Sex is when a guyscommunication enters a girls information to
increase the population for a younger generation do you get the
nformation...or do you need a demonstration
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